Thursday, May 22, 2014

The Rapture

Jesus was much misunderstood even in his own day, but in his infinite wisdom He knew that this human flaw, presently referred to as "disconnect", would get much worse over time. To speak to this concern, He first of all predicted to His followers that if this thing they were starting really got off the ground (so to speak) He would eventually be misquoted, misrepresented and downright lied about so shamelessly by those who forever have taken good things and knocked them on their asses for their own narrow purposes that eventually things were bound to get really, really bad for everyone. But not to worry. His Dad had promised Him that when things got truly unbearable, He (His Dad) would suck up all of these misguided troublemakers into the sky, which is where they will be pining to go anyway, so everything will end up working out fine for everybody, which is all Jesus really wanted. This sucking will be temporarily inconvenient, but will ultimately be worthwhile, and will be known as the Rapture for reasons inscrutable. All who would yearn for Good Things, Jesus admonished His followers, should pray for it.

I know I am.

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