Monday, April 22, 2024

On War, Moscow Marge and Attempts at Long Views

 



So.....the troglodytes within the ever-crumpling Republican Party made news the other day for throwing a temper tantrum because their chosen House Speaker (Babyface Johnson) shoved a bill through to give Ukraine some money to buy US weapons to fight Putin's Russia. As someone who has regularly been accused of being a Russian dupe by trogs from this very quarter of the flat earth my entire adult life, I can personally testify that temper tantrums from such a section of their own, self-described-yet-inscrutable universe is perplexing, and mildly humorous.

But alas, the world is not humorous these days, especially when the subjects of War and Fascism come up, which, these days, is unusual when they don't, at least if you read the news or your neighbors' bumper stickers. Most bizarre to me, though, is how these Ugly Horsemen of Chaos loop around and corral everything and everyone, forcing them back into a burning building (think: climate change) where we're forced to turn our perceived definitions of what's so obviously right and wrong on their heads until we fight each other to death over mere words. Thus the twin debacles of: A. Students protesting Israel's genocidal war in Gaza being labelled "anti-semitic" by politicians to the left of Atilla the Hun, the ones we maybe were nominally-counting on to "save" us from genocidal regimes once but not anymore (?) and B. Those to the right of Atilla simultaneously accusing us of not being pro-Russian enough.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think you either have to have boatloads of money or be sane to emigrate to Canada anymore, and my head spins dangerously south when I try to cogitate on how to talk about Jews acting like Nazis, and Nazis being feted as freedom fighters in Ukraine. Add the scary image of Moscow Marge to my mental mix (any image will apparently do) and I'd guess that this pilgrim would fail both of our kind neighbors' tests, eh? I can hide in their hills for awhile, but that's not really a long-term option, for me or for Canada. 

So I write, trying in my tiny e-ways to tie some random threads together into a vaguely-recognizable pattern that comforts me, a very human thing to do, I think, in times like these when dark clouds swirl and reason sickens, but useless in the end, at least in my case.

So I cheat! And here, dear reader, (even if that's just myself) is an Interesting Forgotten Thing that I posted exactly two years ago when the Azov Battalion was heroically-defending Mariupol, an observation about actual Nazis being glorified in war by our media before Netanyahu unleashed his own dogs of war on Gaza. It's the best I can do for now, and I was actually just trying to figure out how to post it up to Substack cuz everybody says that's the "new place for public space". And maybe it is, but the fact is I can't seem to make any of these new spaces work for me except in hiccups. So here's a my latest hiccup. Apologies.

Today's news, once again, is all about war and nothing about climate chaos and, while climate change is yet to reach "visceral" status with our species, the atrocities of war have been consistent attention-getters ever since we started using our "smarts" to organize around it as a solution to problems. War, the vast majority of our species agree, is gruesome and no one in their right mind would want to be on the same continent as one. It's curious, then, when that supermajority of war haters dwindles to a mere plurality (or less) when a war is happening on a different continent. From a distance, that wonderful, atavistic revulsion of ours to murder, rape and torture somehow morphs into a good vs evil fantasy tale. How easy it's been for the warmongers (read: oligarchs) du jour  to sucker punch us over the ages, but we're story-based critters, after all. We love our epics, which usually include a war or two to get the juices going, which is to say that the thought of war is entertaining. In fact, as anyone who's subjected themselves to a writing workshop knows, good narratives are based around conflicts and, at times, their resolution. War is conflict writ-large and ready-made. No resolutions need apply, just winners and losers. Literally speaking, though, war as a narrative devise is shallow water by definition and should long ago have become a toxic cliche but, sadly, hasn't. 


Which brings me to the Azov Battalion that has been "heroically" defending Mariupol for the last six weeks. Members of this unit, which has been fighting Russia in Eastern Ukraine since 2014, are now trapped in the city's last holdout, the Azovstal Iron and Steelworks and threatened with annihilation--in real time on Twitter and YouTube--if they don't surrender. Their plight, along with the plight of the 200,000 civilians still trapped in the city, is the current cause celebre for shaming nuclear-tipped western democracies like ours into formally entering a regional conflict against another, equally-nuclear-tipped one. So first of all, let's recap: War is gruesome and anybody in their right mind, which probably includes the vast majority of people stuck in the hellhole that is now Mariupol, wouldn't want to be anywhere near one. What's being perpetrated there by Russian forces is surely evil if there's still a meaning to that overused word and no excuses need apply. But wouldn't a meaningful definition of "evil" also include those who choose war as their natural habitat and then force others to endure it as a consequence of their bad boy choices? That definition would include the Azov Battalion which, despite protestations from jingoists to the contrary, was formed and is no doubt still buckshot through with nazis. It would also include the Neo-Cold-Warriors of the west (NATO comes to mind) who chose years ago to fight Russia "to the last Ukrainian" with the help of the Azov Battalion.


I have zero doubt that there are dozens of Netflix screenwriters drooling over plot scenarios involving impossibly-muscled Ukrainian soldiers fighting the Russian invaders to the last "patriot", with the Azovstal Iron and Steelworks, which was already a dystopian, industrial deadzone before the war, as a backdrop. I'll just say "Rambo" and leave it for you to google up. Meanwhile, climate action, the narratives of which don't generally include musclebound "patriots" with bloody assault weapons and dysfunctional wartime love affairs, is dead in the water. Our story-based minds have, once again, led us to the edge of the existential cliff in the name of War and, just like so many times these last few millennia, we're f....d. What to do?


Well, I'll admit that maybe this time it's too late for hope. But how about we give at least a thought to where we'd be as a species if we were as capable of being viscerally-fascinated by, say, epic tales of saving our planet from Climate Chaos as we are by war. I'd call such a narrative paradigm shift akin to evolution, similar to approaching the consciousness of trees, who have learned to thrive over the eons with their network of root hairs and micorrhyza that communicate and help their fellow rooted beings for the good of the Whole. They've been here longer than we have, you know, and it's the height of hubris to ignore their example. Yes of course there's competition. Over water, sunlight and other existential necessities and "duh" to that. But please consider how much more cooperation there is than competition in their--and by definition, our--natural world. They don't "compete" with each other to the point where whole forests are destroyed for the sake of feeding their oligarchys' egos. There'd be no such thing as forests and the climate we all live within, would there be? They, and every other creature on this planet including ourselves if we gave ourselves half a chance, are hardwired to cooperate as a Whole and that is why there is life--and democracy--on this Earth. Fascism (Brazil in its current iteration) is the antithesis of healthy forests and Capitalism (the U.S. in our current iteration) is the antithesis of healthy democracies. Yin and yang so to speak.


What's happening now in Ukraine--which nobody in this country ever distinguished from Russia until a few short years ago--is despicable, just as what has happened to Iraq and Afghanistan has been. A better case could be made than not that these wars could have been avoided if we weren't inflicted with such creatures as arms dealers, mercenaries and craven politicians who've taken one too many Rambo movie to heart, but the dog's out now, and he's a runner who doesn't come to call. Good luck shouting our lungs out for the next, what? hundred years or so until the hatred and trauma being perpetrated before our e-eyes cools enough to at least be stored underground into perpetuity. In the meantime, I won't be presumptuous enough to offer any suggestions out of this mess except to pray for a miracle.


Or hug a tree. To me that's one and the same.