I’m
not a medical professional, but I’ve had enough interest in medical issues over
the course of living for several decades to give human anatomy some thought.
Therefore, with a laymen’s expertise, I define “auto-immune disease” as:
· A disorder
within an individual body where a complex system that exists to
protect that body mistakes its own self as an invader, fit only for destroying, and actually attacks itself, destroying its own body, and
itself.
I’m
not a political professional either, but since I’ve given politics at least as
much layman’s thought as I’ve given human anatomy over the years, I hearby
define a previously-unarticulated political illness called “Legislative
Auto-Immune Disease” (LAID). I define LAID as :
· The Montana
Legislature. Through perverse acts of a malfunctioning auto-immune system
known as “voting” by individual cells known as “legislators” who mistake
systemic functions of democratic process as pathogens in need of destroying, the
Montana Legislature is the epitome of a sick legislative body bent on attacking and destroying its own self as a functioning democratic institution.
Note: “Legislative Auto-Immune Disease” is not copyrighted. In fact it quite clearly and sadly falls within the Public Domain. Feel free to steal it. Just remember: you heard it here first
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