We
suspect the Sons of A.L.E.C.[i]
say such things to each other when they don’t think anyone’s listening, but we
shouldn’t be surprised when a bit of the green zombie fluid that passes for
blood in these creatures oozes through for us to gawk at. Snake oil is as American as P.T. Barnum and J.P. Morgan. In fact it's a hybrid of the two and has been around since at least as long as those rich, dead, white guys walked the Earth.
Rick Berman, a Big Oil lobbyist, made the above comments while giving a pep talk
about the infinite, patronizing wisdom of Big Oil’s handful of billionaires using
dark money to throw elections. Oddly, his message was also meant to comfort the
consciences of some of these extremely rich energy elites, some of whom
apparently were feeling a bit queezy about participating in such a massively cynical
and destructive con scheme as buying politicians for the sake of denying Global
Warming. Some of these guys have kids, after all. To these executives whose
souls haven’t yet been ossified in some tar pit, Berman’s message was: Not to
worry!! Now that the Supreme Court has been firmly deep-pocketed by your boss,
the Beast, you executives can relax. You, like the courtiers of King Louis the 16th,
no longer need any stinking public opinions. Winning, as in plutocracy, is the only game in town now. Ask any rich football player. With enough money,
you can beat your wife and beat the rap. Ask Louis the 16th. It’s
just business.
Obviously
their hubris will kill them, and we should all hope for their speedy and painful end. But if we don’t stand up to the gangrenous challenge tossed our
way in the form of yesterday’s stolen elections and fight, it’ll kill us, too.
We shouldn’t be surprised.
The
only reason we know about Berman’s pep talk to these captains of Big Oil’s Scum
Fleet is because one of those captains allowed his guilt to get the better of
him and he leaked the contents of Berman’s message to the “liberal” press (full transcript) who dutifully buried it. Heard of Rick Berman? Probably not. Case
closed, but the scum still leaves a sheen on the water that no one, not even the professional deniers, try to deny anymore.
If any
American to the left of Attila had any doubts before yesterday’s elections that
our country is being held hostage by filthy-rich sociopaths and downright
psychopathic corpo-terrorists enabled by their bigoted, idiotic teabag
“electorate”, these “election” results should disabuse them of their fantasies.
We
have no democracy left in our elections. They have been sold to the
highest bidder. Until we can effectively kill the flesh-eating zombie the
corporate Supreme Court unleashed upon us—the Supreme Court that opines that zombie drool
(and money) is speech—this will not only remain the case, but we will rot in our
body politic until we match the foul appearance of its murderer.
This
does not mean we are without democracy. It means that, notwithstanding notable and heartening
exceptions, by and large Democracy does not reside in elections anymore. It lies
in direct action. For the next couple of years, putting your bodies on the line for the sake of what you
believe in and for what you hope your children will believe in is your vote.
Direct
action does not mean violence. It does not mean the gunnut-style threat of
violence. It means nonviolent civil disobedience. Placing your bodies, en
masse, in front of the coal trains, the fracking rigs, the limosines carrying
the zombie fodder to their next corporate feel-good power point seminar. It
means placing yourself in the position of surviving Hurricane Katrina--that perfect metaphor of what
these corpo-terrorists would like to do to all of us if given half the
chance--and asking yourself “where can I be most useful?” It
means saving lives. It means being creative. It means being brave, being very
brave.
Direct
action does not mean not voting. If boycotting elections to prove a point were
going to work it surely would have by now. God knows we’ve given that approach
plenty of chances. Progressive politics are our collective statement that we
believe in Democracy and in civil society and that, as soon as we purge their filthy money out of our elections, we will have both. Until that happens,
don’t look at rigged elections as the path to power. Look at them as statements.
They know that we’re still out here and onto them, they know we're the majority and they fear us. Why else do they have
zombie pep rallies with the likes of high-paid shills like Berman if they
didn’t? Why else would one of those corporate elites have leaked his speech? They won't admit it but their actions, as always, belie their hearts, such as hearts are in their kind.
Look at it this way. Capitalism, as these rich wingos define it, is dead. It's continued destructive existence can therefore only mean that the creatures who still adhere to it are flesh-eating zombies. That this is extremely problematic only clinches my point, because it's a fact that there’s nothing more fun than putting fear in the heart of a flesh-eating zombie. Ask any Hollywood movie mogul. Zombies are, at best, conflicted beings and they wriggle so satisfyingly when they're distressed. Remember: we are the majority. They know that and are confused. They're wriggling. It's a fact. I rest my case.
Look at it this way. Capitalism, as these rich wingos define it, is dead. It's continued destructive existence can therefore only mean that the creatures who still adhere to it are flesh-eating zombies. That this is extremely problematic only clinches my point, because it's a fact that there’s nothing more fun than putting fear in the heart of a flesh-eating zombie. Ask any Hollywood movie mogul. Zombies are, at best, conflicted beings and they wriggle so satisfyingly when they're distressed. Remember: we are the majority. They know that and are confused. They're wriggling. It's a fact. I rest my case.
There are those in America who don’t give a second’s worth of consideration as to whether snake
oil is actually good for you or not. They gulp it right down because that’s what
they’ve always done and because that’s what their momma and their daddy have
always done and if it’s good enough for them and…etc. They are the minority. On the other hand, if you are the kind
of American who has been around since long before the robber barons and their
public relations scumbags tried to sell you the lie that you are not the majority, the kind of American who actually does place
high value on freedom and democracy and who will stand and fight for those values, you should first of all be angry at this, another stolen election. You should be
very angry. And then you should get ready to vote with your body, your direct action. Now is
the time if there ever was one. There are plenty of opportunities. Look for them. Be creative.
We haven't lost. Stand
and fight.
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